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TRUMP STRAIT

The Strait just got rebranded.

Ships pass through Hormuz. Memes pass through TRUMP STRAIT.

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STRAIT DISPATCH VOL. ∞ · UNOFFICIAL EDITION

ONE LEGENDARY
PIECE OF WATER.
ONE ABSOLUTELY
RIDICULOUS TIMELINE.

For generations, the world called it the Strait of Hormuz. Then Trump showed up. The internet already knows what happens next.

  1. 01First came the blockade.
  2. 02Then came “total control.”
  3. 03Then came the map.
  4. 04Then came TRUMP STRAIT.
  • Oil moves through it.
  • Markets react to it.
  • Governments argue over it.
  • Now the timeline memes it.

A satirical geopolitical meme — not a formal renaming, territorial claim, or government action.

NAVIGATION JOKE // NOT A REAL CHART

THE ROUTE

Three checkpoints. Zero navy. Maximum timeline.

  1. HORMUZ

    Ships enter.

  2. THE TIMELINE

    Geopolitics becomes content.

  3. TRUMP STRAIT

    The meme exits on Solana.

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  • NO NAVY.
  • NO OIL FIELDS.
  • NO TERRITORIAL CLAIMS.
  • NO ROADMAP.

JUST WATER, MEMES, AND AN ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS TIMELINE.

Full artwork: a Trump-inspired cartoon figure straddling a turquoise maritime strait as a cargo ship sails between rocky coasts
STRAIT IDENTITY MARK The ships pass through Hormuz. The memes pass through TRUMP STRAIT.

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HOW TO ENTER THE STRAIT

Simple steps. No promises. Verify everything yourself.

Verify the contract. Match it before swapping.

  1. Get a Solana-compatible wallet.

    Use a wallet you control and trust.

  2. Fund it with SOL.

    You’ll need SOL for network fees and any swap.

  3. Verify the exact contract shown on this page.

    Match it character-for-character before you swap.

  4. Use the Buy link on this page.

    Do your own research. Memecoins are volatile.

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THE SHIPS PASS THROUGH HORMUZ.
THE MEMES PASS THROUGH TRUMP STRAIT.

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Unofficial. Community-driven. Not affiliated with Donald Trump, the U.S. Government, or any government entity.